Have a read through these…you’ll find yourself having a giggle!
At my age happy hour is nap time.
At my age, I’m entitled to be grumpy!
At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy…getting up off the floor is another story.
Don’t let aging get you down–it’s too hard to get back up!
Don’t worry about avoiding temptation–as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
Don’t worry about wrinkles, they’re just antique smiles.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!
I don’t do drugs. At my age I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
I like my bifocals, my dentures fit me fine, my hearing aid is perfect, but I really miss my mind.
I may be old but I’m not technologically obsolete.
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
I’m not old; I’m just a victim of gravity!
I’m not old, I’ve just been young a very long time!
Inside every older person is a young person wondering what the heck happened.
The irony of life is that by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
I’ve only got one other speed and it’s slower.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Lying about my age is easier now that I often forget what it is.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. (Ogden Nash)
Old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. (H. L. Mencken)
There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky appendages and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow old. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much.
We’re all getting older at the same rate of speed. We just got started at different times.
Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. (Tom Wilson)
Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
You’re only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.
