Have a read through these…you’ll find yourself having a giggle!

  • At my age happy hour is nap time.
  • At my age, I’m entitled to be grumpy!
  • At my age rolling out of bed in the morning is easy…getting up off the floor is another story.
  • Don’t let aging get you down–it’s too hard to get back up!
  • Don’t worry about avoiding temptation–as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
  • Don’t worry about wrinkles, they’re just antique smiles.
  • Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
  • Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.
  • Funny, I don’t remember being absent minded.
  • Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional!
  • I don’t do drugs. At my age I get the same effect just standing up fast.
  • I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
  • I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.
  • I like my bifocals, my dentures fit me fine, my hearing aid is perfect, but I really miss my mind.
  • I may be old but I’m not technologically obsolete.
  • I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
  • If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.
  • I’m not old; I’m just a victim of gravity!
  • I’m not old, I’ve just been young a very long time!
  • Inside every older person is a young person wondering what the heck happened.
  • The irony of life is that by the time you’re old enough to know your way around, you’re not going anywhere.
  • It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  • It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.
  • I’ve only got one other speed and it’s slower.
  • Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
  • Lying about my age is easier now that I often forget what it is.
  • Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
  • Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. (Ogden Nash)
  • Old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
  • The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. (H. L. Mencken)
  • There is always a lot to be thankful for, if you take the time to look. For example, I’m sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don’t hurt.
  • There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky appendages and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
  • They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow old. What they don’t tell you is that you won’t miss it much.
  • We’re all getting older at the same rate of speed. We just got started at different times.
  • Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself. (Tom Wilson)
  • Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
  • You’re only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.